Led by Tokala.
Tokala is our CEO in fur form. She’s wise, watchful, and fully in charge—our living reminder that small doesn’t mean weak, and soft doesn’t mean powerless.
Protected by Toad.
Toad is our forever, fiercely loyal mascot. She may be gone, but she left pawprints all over this brand, and my heart—and we carry her fiery, unapologetically, bossy spark into everything we do.
Powered by Grit.
And the grit? Well, that’s mine. That’s the fuel behind every word, every bot, every battle. I’ve got the grit because I’ve been through the 💩! We’re not here to play it safe, I don’t have time for that. We’re here to build things that matter, NOW!
🔧 This Bot's Gettin' Jiggy! Yours Could Move Too!
Mr. Dancy Pantz—Metallic yellow dancing-bot, perpetual boogie!
He’s just a demo — no brains, just bootie. Your bot? That one’ll actually *do* something.
Mr. Dancy Pantz doesn’t talk — but he proves what’s possible. Your Lamb-Bot doesn’t have to sit in a corner like a glorified chewing-gum bubble. It can move, wave, nod, blink, even dance — while still capturing leads, answering questions, or booking appointments.
This little demo is here to show you: BOTS DON’T HAVE TO BE BORING!
💓Stewie Heart —The appointment scheduler
Gentle guardian, soft glow. Would be awesome for veterinarians or pediatricians, but sweet enough that anyone will appreciate her. Kind eyes and an iron will, she’ll book appointments with calmness, and no-fuss. (Plus, no double-booking!) 😇
Bleep — Newsletter sign up.
This guy or gal is an 8-bit retro, nostalgia glitch-bot. People will subscribe for updates and stay for the weird! 🤖
🔧Wrench — FAQ Bot
What can I say about Wrench? If someone has questions, he’s got the answers. And a whole lot of attitude to go with them!!😨😱
👉 Custom Bots. Real Results. Built Just for You
🔥No cookie-cutter bots here! Whether you’re running a business, promoting your art, booking appointments, or just tired of answering the same damn questions on Facebook
Your Bot's Got Your Back!
🦖 Chet Taceous — The Product Recommender
Spiked armor, a little scary, but he really knows his stuff. Too smart for extinction — he pairs each shopper with their perfect match.
🐘Papa Byte — Upsell, cross-sell (or whatever he chooses to do!! 😱💀)
Chrome tusks and a vault for a memory, Blitzy knows your products like his/her own trunk! He’ll read the client’s cart, tells them about every upsell and cross-sell you have, (without being pushy), but almost always ends up more profitable. Wouldn’t YOU listen to him!!!
🪳Bug-Zilla — Reservation or Information Bot
She’s got fast, eerie precision, this one. Books tables, tours or slots before you can say “refresh”. (She’d also be cool for a pest control company.).
The Lamb-bots are Coming — And They're as
Smart as a Whip!
Ask Not What You Can Do for Your Bot, but What Your Bot can Do
For You!
Here's What Your Lamb-Bot Can do While
You're Busy (Or Lazy 😉)
- Customize its tone, appearance, and even what it says — this is YOUR bot! (Have it be as professional or as smart-ass as you’d like!! It can have personality coming out the ying yang!!! 😁🤪)
- Answers customer questions 24/7 🌛 — even while you’re in your jammies (That’s GOT to be GREAT for business!
- Slash your support costs by automating all the repetitive stuff 💰 (Ok, come on, who doesn’t want to save money, right?)
- Supports over 50 languages, so your biz can talk to the world 🌍 (Good thing IT can, because I sure CAN’T!)
- Speak your language 🗣️ — chill, professional, or full-blown sass 🤬 (Whatever floats your boat people!)
- Book appointments, collect leads, and keep your inbox full. 📩 (More than a single person does could do……… jus’ sayin’)
- Work with your website, PDFs, and even Word docs 🖥️ (Again, usually more than one person, lol)
- Triple your leads (seriously — stats don’t lie) 3️⃣X (You HAVE to listen to the STATS!)
- Plays nice with WordPress, Shopify, Wix, and many more (Now I know for a FACT that’s a heck of a lot more than I’LL EVER do!! LOL)
🔥You don’t need coding skills. You don’t need patience. You just need a website or landing page —
and I’ll handle the rest. 😉
Sprocket—Testimonial / Review
Collector
Loyal pup in mechanical suit. He wags, listens, and coaxes five-star stories out of even the shyest customers. Seriously, who could refuse a face like his?! 🐶🥰
LionHeart Mark — Lead Qualifier
Mark is quite regal with his gold accents. He knows how to separate the tire kickers from the ready-to-buy royalty! 👑
Snippy-Snappy Steve — Event RSVP, Appointment Scheduler (whatever he wants to do)
Snippy-Snappy Steve gets a “yes” or “no” in mere milliseconds! LOL Would be great for dentists with those chompers, but anywhere really when a decisive answer is needed. 🐊
Why Get a Lamb-Bot From Me?
You’re not just getting a bot — you’re getting a customized, digital sidekick built for your business, your personality, and your goals! I personally handle the setup, styling, and personality tuning — so it looks and sounds exactly the way YOU want it to. Not just some default bubble-bot off the shelf. Once it’s live, you’ll have ongoing access to the platform for support, updates, and some advanced settings (depending on the plan you purchase) all managed through a reliable, proven service that I also set up. I’ll get you launched and looking sharp — then your Lamb-bot keeps doing its thing 24/7, with support baked right in.
(No tech skills or babysitting required)
Final Pit Stop Before the Green Flag!
The Lamb-Bots Are Almost Ready — Want First Dibs When They Go Live?
The first Lamb—bots will be ready to launch by early summer 2025 – and trust me, they’re worth the wait! I’m just putting the finishing touches under the hood before I can customize them for y’all to take them flying down the street! 🚓 This isn’t some mass-produced, cookie-cutter AI — this is your custom digital sidekick, built with your personality, and your goals in mind. Oh — and early sign-ups might just score a sweet launch bonus. 😉 Pop your name and e-mail below or on the Homepage and I’ll make sure to give you a shout!
Don’t miss out!
This delightful little character is WTF-Bot. 😱He's you're kind of, utility-bot. You can put him anywhere you want and he'll get the job done! He comes across as big and bad, 💀 but he's really just a big softie. 😍(Don't tell anyone)
